Some choose not to evolve.

At work today a pregnant woman collapsed in severe pain. We all rushed to help her and even got her a wheelchair. What really pissed me off was that customers saw she was in pain but still had no qualm about stepping around her or over her while she was on the ground. Some of them were even of the opinion that “how dare she be in OUR way”. Well fuck you and the horses you rode in on. She needed medical attention and all you people were worried about were getting your fucking coffee supplies. God forbid someone be on the ground in severe pain RIGHT where you needed to go…

There is way too much of this “me me me” mentality in the US. I think people like that drive me insane the most because they have no empathy whatsoever. Can’t even begin to think what life might be like for someone who is not them. May karma come along and give them a swift kick in the ass.

Allergic to mold and stupid.

Work felt extremely long today. I think all the old people marinated in perfume and cologne overnight before coming in this morning. All but one woman who is aptly named “cheese butt”. Who happens to smell like rotten cheese. I volunteered to take a product she was looking at (feminine pads/depends) and do a price check for her. She said that would be a good idea because she “isn’t much of a walker”. Well no shit, she’s probably doesn’t care for bathing either. In fact I’d say she probably can’t fit into a tub or a shower stall. Her ass was big enough to be a table.

It didn’t help that my allergies were getting on my nerves today, that and the lack of sleep. Hopefully it won’t be much of an issue tonight. I’m doped up on antihistamine. A shot or two of vodka will numb up my throat too.

Now I have another shot at a 3 day weekend. I think this time I’ll just hang back and focus on recovering from black mold.

My elderly fanclub continues to thrive…

In case I haven’t made it obvious by now the store I work for is basically the social club for old people. I’ve been hit on constantly by old pervs for the last 4 years of working there. One of them (an arrogant asshole at that) tried to give me gifts before Christmas through our store manager who accepted them on my behalf without my permission. Most women in the store have had history with this guy, He’s rude, crude and believes women only work there to find dates. (He used to date one of the ladies and when she dumped him he would eyeball her constantly whenever she was there) He’s even tried to give me expensive valentines day gifts before a couple years ago which I politely gave back to him. What kills me is that the store manager knew I did this in the past and STILL accepted these Christmas gifts for me. He’d rather the customer be happy at the expensive of my comfort.

What was in there? I don’t know. I gave it back to the store manager and said “No thanks”. I’m sorry but I’m the kind of person that doesn’t go accepting gifts from strangers. Especially ones who are known to be total lowlife douchebags and suddenly decide to be nice for whatever reason. He confronted me tonight and acted like I got a present even though I know he got it back, people who knew saw him walk out of the building like he got his nuts kicked. So I played dumb too and it pissed him off even more “How was my present? Which one I got a bunch!” In the end I guess he got me some expensive earrings and he said something to the effect of “I know what women like and have good taste. Ask my mom”. Which is funny because at his age I’m surprised his mother would still even be alive. He can’t even afford a car, so I’m going to guess he’s yet another basement dweller that likes to hang around our store for 6 hours a day.

Now knowing that once again he got me expensive jewelery I’m even more happy I gave it back. I would have felt even more uncomfortable accepting it expensive goods from someone I hardly know and really have no interest in getting to know. Another thing I find really strange about this whole thing is that he’s a morning person. I’ve been seeing him show up during evenings now. Rather interesting…

The funny thing is that if these people knew what I was really like they wouldn’t last 5 seconds…

Certain old men can’t die out soon enough.

I’m not sure what it is but it seems like elderly men want to know if I’m married or have children. I shit you not. I’ve had 3 or 4 in the last year ask me if I’m either married or demand why I haven’t given birth to any children yet.  What makes this even stranger is that every single time this happens I don’t know them at all but they sure as hell have seen me for quite some time. Tonight I had my 4th encounter.

It started off normally enough. I was in the middle of looking at one of our shelves to see if anything needed to be stocked when he came up to me. He looked normal. Tall, gray hair and mustache. Said that he has moved into town permanently, seems to remember me from a couple other trips he’s paid up this way (seeing me push carts) and seemed happy to see that I’m inside out of the rain and cold. Then he asked me if I was married. When he found out I wasn’t he practically had a heart attack. He seemed flabbergasted that I wasn’t married and how dare I not have any children! I made it clear that I wasn’t exactly looking and that seemed to annoy him even more. Then he said that him and I could get married and tell everyone… Yeahhhh at that point I told him to have a nice day and I got the hell away from him. He followed me though and said from a distance that he was joking. Needless to say my bosses know what to watch out for.

Still this is something that while it’s infrequent, when it does happen it’s annoying. Why do these old farts show interest in my potential marital status or what pops out of my vagina? It’s always old men. Old women or even younger women tend to not give a shit. Young guys either ask me out or don’t care (or if they do they’re discreet) about it one way or another. It’s always single old anal retentive looking men who probably never scored because of strange questions like that.

I don’t go around asking questions like that, they shouldn’t either. End of argument.

Also too, I won Dota2. Will have to give that a try sometime.

Lord Murray hath doneth spoketh!

The other day, I stepped into this thread over at the MOUL forum and ran across a post from an old “friend”. I have taken the liberty to “translate” this post in an attempt to help others better understand where he’s coming from. 😉

Murray: As a VERY long term dedicated Myst/URU fan, going back to 1993

Wow, ain’t he special… I wonder if anyone else in the community that has been around this long! He sounds soooo unique!

Murray: I cannot BELIEVE the nonsense that I am reading today, particularly in this thread.

Shorter Murray: This has NEVER happened before!! I am so shocked by all of you!!!

Murray: How on earth do you people ever expect this game to progress with all the negativity that has gone on for months, even years on end.

Cyan missed that boat a looooong time ago. Closing the barn door after the horses are long gone and all that…

Murray: The lot of you need to take a damn good look in the mirror and see yourselves.

We do. Sometimes multiple times a day. And we like what we see!

Murray: Most of what I read here is belligerent rubbish that goes round and round in circles. In fact, this very thread is an endless, tiresome rehash of the same old meaningless rows that have been going nowhere, and probably brought this poor forum to its knees. It is the same old racket by the same old rabble.

And I thought you liked anything or anyone on their knees…

Murray: Looking at the attacks at Veralun for instance, one cannot believe the stupidity of the arguments put forward to date. Once upon a time, even I crossed swords with him,

It doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that you would cross swords with each other. As I recall you had a hard enough time sheathing yours.

Murray: but it was soon resolved, and over the last 6 or 7 years, there has been peace. In fact there has been a respectable friendship. And we still cross swords, just not verbally.

Fixed.

Murray: He is a hell of a nice guy when you really get to know him. I respect the man for his incredible dedication to sword crossing.

Improved. 😉

Murray: All I see is vague accusations of all the wrongs he has done to some, but never anything concrete. I feel he is nothing but a scapegoat.

We all know how much you love your goats.

Murray: In fact, I have not seen a peep out of him for months now, yet you continue to bash and batter him, ever loudly demanding his expulsion. I tell you, he deserves a medal for all he’s had to put up with. To attack Veralun at this point in time is utter rubbish.

Not one peep eh? Then what’s this? He’s not doing anything wrong here mind you. But that does count as a peep. Exactly what I would expect this kind of statement from the guy that can’t keep track of how many cats he has or let alone how old he is…

Murray: Talking about attitudes: I have seen with my own eyes, that people bragged about taunting posts they put in this forum, then placing bets elsewhere how long it would take them to get deleted. When the posts did indeed disappear, they would congratulate each other what a short time it took, and plan on the next snarky post. A very mean and sick game, in my estimation.

If we already know it’s going to happen then why not bet as to how long it’s going to take? Why not have some fun while waiting for the inevitable?

Murray: I have seen blogs where past moderators have had problems with certain members of this community, and their protests paralleled the same nonsense that is still going on today, with largely the identical individuals. Some of our trusted friends, who were of great value to this community, have left permanently because of the horrid attacks directed at them. Frankly, we don’t blame them.

Murray: Sophia and I have long stopped posting in here, knowing it was futile and only leading to more arguments,but we do have the occasional peek.

Which is why you came back to post right?

Murray: Seeing Chogon provoked the way he was, is heartbreaking. Think for one minute all the efforts the likes of Chogon and the rest of Cyan have put into keeping this community together,

More than you could ever know.

Murray: it is about time you showed a little support for them, not go on incessantly about the way the forum is run. It is our last vestige of communication. If you destroy that, then we are finished.

If your goal is to see things become more civil at the MOUL forum, I don’t think this helps. You come across as an opinionated ass with a “I need to be your daddy” complex. There are far better ways to get your point across. Remember, you can attract a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. I’m not saying the people at the MOUL forum are flies, which is obvious. I’m just stating this so I won’t get attacked for calling everybody a bunch of flies.

You know how sensitive everyone is.

Murray: don’t want to ever hear anything against the mods, or your perceived problems with them. No sane individual could put up with all the nonsense they have had to deal with for years.

Yes sir Mr Cyan! Will do Mr Cyan! Hey btw Mr Cyan, can you tell Rand to get off his ass and make Uru a success? I mean, you’re obviously the one in charge here.

Murray: Not one of you could ever begin to fill their seats. My wife frequents several other open source forums and communities including a few Linux ones, and never, ever does she see the crap that goes on here.

Apples > Oranges > Bananas > Cucumbers > Kumquats

Variety is the spice of life. Not all places are the same and trying to compare them that way is ridiculous.

Murray: The debates have gone on ad nauseum, and it is time the lot of you grow up, especially if you want to see a future for URU.

Shorter Murray: Get off my damn lawn you crazy kids!

Nice performance Murr. Must have taken you back to your old acting days writing that one up…

Oh, and before I forget… FORE!

Why do I even bother…

Worked 8 hours straight, no lunch. Just two ten minute breaks (one 2 hours after getting there and the other one hour before getting off). It was too busy to take one and since we like to work. Understaffed as usual, I did as much as I could with my job and still couldn’t get it all done, had to help another person with their job because they were even further behind, and it didn’t help that I wasn’t feeling well nor could I get away to buy any advil to feel better until an hour before I had to leave. What happened today wasn’t anywhere near legal, but has to be put up with because it’s practically the only place around here that has any kind of benefits.

Again, it’s lovely working a non union job… Now if you excuse me I’m going to go sharpen a pencil and shove it in my eyesocket.

Boys and their toys

Well, if any of you thought the Yaoi on my blog over the years was bad, just wait until you read what I saw syndicated over at MystBlogs. I’m sure at some point it’ll get removed from both there and thednijazzclub, but since I’m not syndicated over there it’s time to have a little fun…

sober-toothed kumah: It’s a whole, full number, just like 1 and 2.
twaboop: Martha Stewart
sober-toothed kumah: but it’s bigger than 3.
twaboop: are we guessing the length of your penis.
theclam: yes
twaboop: yours?!
theclam: kumah’s penis is (ninja) inches long
twaboop: you’re a clam.
pheenxexual: clam’s have long tongues
theclam: no, my penis is [REDACTED]
pheenxexual: or wait, that’s oysters, hurr
twaboop: I thnk kumah’s penis is (puke) inches long (bow)
pheenxexual: sounds like you’ve thought about it quite a bit
twaboop: I’ve revised it.
sober-toothed kumah: no no no. My penis is about 6 and a half inches long.
twaboop: oh.
twaboop: why do you always say it’s short.
sober-toothed kumah: I don’t.
sober-toothed kumah: And actually, I showed a chick my penis last night. Your mother doesn’t count.
sober-toothed kumah: She said it was “Impressive” Anything will look big to a 3 year old.
biddly boppity bert: how nice
sober-toothed kumah: I’m guessing her boyfriend has a short penis. Duh… 3 year old boys have small penises
twaboop: “quaint” Yes, that’s how you describe something that’s very small…
theclam: “unobtrusive” Yes, small penises do not get in the way.
twaboop: “reasonable” Good for him, unreasonable penises usually end up in prison.
sober-toothed kumah: “The masterbaterImproved.
theclam: “well-compressed” Yes, small penises usually are.
twaboop: “would accent my decor rather well” If you decorate your house with dicks… Dr Wongburger is that you???
mandyputer: wtf is with all the launchers breaking
theclam: “pasteurized” IOW, sterile.
twaboop: “organic” I would hope so…
theclam: “made in berkeley” With all of his obsessing, I would have guessed San Francisco.
twaboop: “asymmetrical” You’ve seen it?
theclam: “proletariat” It’s a low class penis…. I knew it all along.
sober-toothed kumah: my penis is organic, until I use the strap-on fix’d
pheenxexual: Man, text looks really, really weird in Firefox 4
twaboop: “automorphic” At least once a day.
theclam: “anti-aliased” So he imported it into his games?
pheenxexual: Not bad, but I think it’s got subpixel rendering now
pheenxexual: Yeah, basically
twaboop: “well-rendered” Again… at least once a day.
pheenxexual: FARMS? IN BERKELEY?
theclam: “auto-updating” Yes, he downloads regularly.
twaboop: “cleanses the palate” Brushes the dogs teeth with it.
pheenxexual: That gif has so many good things going for it
sober-toothed kumah: “Shit cock” After he’s done with the dog…
theclam: “sandboxed” Needs all the traction he can get!
twaboop: “fab” I think you mean fap. This is Kumah after all…
theclam: “knock-knee” It scares him…
twaboop: “As big as the bee’s knees” Fixed.
pheenxexual: “shindig” Does a private party count as a shindig?
theclam: “epiphenomenal” There is a real one, and the one in his mind. Guess which is bigger…
pheenxexual: “hootenanny” Just can’t stop partying with that thing can’t he…
sober-toothed kumah: “Diabetic” Amputee candidate.
pheenxexual: “oodelally oodelally” Take that out of your mouth before you talk. Jeez…
twaboop: “the square root of two” it’s irrational!
theclam: “Ladies and gentlement, tonight we introduce, the prick of the hour, the wang of a thousand faces, it’s Kumah’s penis!” No, it’s the wang he WANTS in a thousand faces, and at MystBlogs he did it!
pheenxexual: applause
theclam: “applaudable”
pheenxexual: there’s a laudanum for that
twaboop: “certainly memorable” It’s hard to forget something that small.
theclam: “being repressed” Translation: Can’t get it up. Next…
twaboop: “unimaginative” Can’t spell his name in the snow…
kneeputer: http://i.imgur.com/B71Dv.jpg
theclam: “the tallest tree in the forest. with a herring” After the forest has been clear cut.
twaboop: “ethical” If it was ethical you’d think he’d keep it in his pants.
theclam: “dehydrated” Happens when you masturbate too much. Durr.
twaboop: “good with white wine” Not much bigger than a swizzle stick.

I may have too much time on my hands, but at least that’s all I have in them.

Detective Adam strikes again.

I don’t know if all of you heard about the latest Bahro incident.

But here’s a short version of what happened. Someone went around as a Bahro, got enough attention to get it posted on the forum and YouTube. Adam finds out who it is and explains how he knows including deleted data from their KI. PLUS finds all of his alternate aliases, INCLUDING RandMiller and Hitler. What a combo…

Then I clicked this and laughed:

My statement on this whole situation, is the following:
Yes i did run around as a Bahro in the city.
Yes i did it a few times.
But after i talked to certain persons for some time, i told them that i would stop it.
and i did.
dunno what else to say.
so..uuuh yeah..posting PERSONAL pictures from our KI is a no-no..

Yes, posting an asshat’s information documenting their own stupidity is just flat out wrong, but running around as a bahro, Rand and Hitler to be an attention whore of a sockpuppet is perfectly ok!

>And when he stood up the couch cushions were gone.

http://mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22452&highlight=

You know… The reason why tech support asks these questions is because like DG said, there are people who forget to plug in the equipment properly. Apparently Kat Murray Rat has no clue of how tech support works, because he chewed Adam’s ass out for asking point blank if the speakers were plugged in.

Murray/Kat Rat:

Yes they were rude and if I peruse their past posts most of them are very much so. Just to clarify your attempt to set me straight, I am in real life a qualified digital electronics engineer, working for a major airline, so no one has to tell me about checking plugs, nor do they have to tell ural the same. If you read my past remarks you will see that I clearly stated that plugs were not an issue. Next time I will not send anyone in here to solve issues, that is a promise.
For me the matter is closed, this forum has had to tolorate enough stupidity.

The only person that I saw being a total asshole was the ratfuck enthusiast that is Murray Kat Rat. Now I’m sure some people will see me write that and think I’m over the line picking on him as he is considered by many to be a respectable community member. A respectable community member would never have sent the kind of emails that I happen to have on hand among other interesting items… And I think if this were ever challenged, this blog would be a perfect place to share with his friends and enemies. It would make a great sequel to “Profiles in asshattary”.

Fore?

>Of fishtanks and churches.

Yesterday a thread was started over at the MOUL forum by DreamingGirl:

http://mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22447

To which Verylooney locked and gave a link to a discussion already in progress, about a fishtank… What does a fishtank have to do with Cyan’s church?

Nice to see verylooney is still an excellent moderator. Totally worth keeping on staff.