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>And so my reign of terror begins!

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QUIVER IN FEAR!!!!!!

I am too tired to do much smiting right now. But you should fear me for next time, you may just end up in Cyantology Hell–AKA the Slacker’s Shard.

All those multi colored avatars. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

Until next time,
Bozhe Tsarya Khrani!

PS: Remember that the Tsar is always watching.

>Lets start over

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What can I say, I told myself I would never become a blogger, and here I am again writing on a blog and enjoying it.

Don’t worry the fear is still there, but it is mitigated by the fact that I indeed have an audience to see my writings.

As long as the performer has an audience he or she continues to perform.

So here I dance. I sing, I love and die. You, my friends and occasionally my enemies can read what happens between my ears and wonder at it.

It’s amazing I can keep a string of thought on any given day. My mind lives in every moment like a fuse leading to a big cartoon bomb. Is that bomb death? Is it rebirth? No one seems to know the answers.

Life is for living. Today I feel life more than ever. I feel weighted. Not pain, or sadness, just heavy. This is a good thing. It’s a reminder of our density. Some say we only see things as solid because our eyes were made to see what we can not pass our entity through, must be something solid. They say that the world is actually a lot of empty space in between atoms. We are a collection of parts that in essence are not even physically connected. We are the ether.

What is this density? Is it the weight of reality, or have I thrown a mental anchor. Can I grow from here?

Only time will tell.

>Hai again

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Well here we are. I am back from work full of ire and tuna bake.

Yes! You guessed it, my first (full) installment of my blogginshins.

First of all. I love coffee. I know, this is a revelation. I also really love tuna bake. Especially when it has those crunchy onions on top…….mmmm….mmmmm.

Unlike other blogs, I intend to push the limits of blogging. I intend of showing you me, naked and unblocked by trivial blather. So lets do it!

Tuna bake is good! Seriously, try some. Get yourself some of that tuna helper and make it. DON’T forget the crispy onions!! You’ll be sorry.

I drink a lot of coffee. I mean at least 6 cups a day. Maybe I should cut back? Nah….

Ever notice that some people have large foreheads? Some people it looks like they have almost no forehead at all! What is up with that?

Bottle caps. Think about it.

Here’s a great story…..

There once was a princess in a far of city called Beverley Hills. Her name was Pamela Anderson. She was originally from a barren frozen wasteland called Canada. She was the most beautiful princess to ever schlep for a crappy beer company and this launched her to super stardom.

Well, OK it got her a part in an exploitive show about sexy people in skin tight bathing suits. This was OK cause she got to work with David Hasselhoff. Who, when standing next to her, made her look even more gorgeous.

Eventually she met a prince named Tommy Lee. He was the most courageous prince in all the land. He played the drums for a band that wore girls makeup.

He gave her hepatitis. The end.

I know, really good stuff. It’s gonna be in my book of children’s stories. Don’t worry they are not all as doom and gloomy as that one. Some are much darker. Kids love that stuff!!

Anyway, I think I mentioned I like tuna bake earlier, but I think it bears another go. Tuna bake is good.

Well the alcohol is now fighting the caffeine. Time to relax and unwind. I hope you enjoyed this little interlude. 🙂

>Cross Post: It has begun

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Thought I’d let everyone know that as head GM of the GOGu, I have brought on a “sidekick”, no it isn’t Hoikas (yet), it’s BAD. 😛 And this is what he said over at the GOGu:

With my new promotion to Super head honcho of the GOW, I have now become a full and honored member of the GOGu.

It is an honor yes, but also a duty. No, not in your pants.

This duty is to make sure everone understands who is in charge around here. Simple answer: I am.

Yes yes, I know, you all are asking yourselves, is this guy saying he is above the Overlord?! Is he crazy!? She shoots lazers out of her eyes! I’ve seen it!

No no no. I am not “above” the Ovelord. I am more of on her right side. Where I belong. Sure we can try to compare and contrast our powers, but we both know we would be pretty closely matched. I won’t say who would be the ultimate winner in the fight, but lets just say that there would be little left of the Earth after it, and if there is anything we hate more than veloure track suits, it’s the lack of subjects to grovel before us.

So we won’t be sparing off as long as there are plenty of slaves and servants to subjugate.

So anyway, I want to thank the Overlord in her infinite wisdom to join our forces. Together we will rule the world, and any other place we find in space.