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>In the Eye of the Beholder

Let’s be honest.

The owner of this blog has a fearsome reputation. There is no doubt about it.

She is rumored to carry knives. To wear Freddy Krueger gloves when typing a post. To collect Little Ponies and hold them against their will.

But in fact, the blogger known as Tomala is an upstanding, churchgoing American who has spent thousands of hours as a volunteer counselor at a local shelter for abused immigrants.

How can a sensitive soul who cries herself to sleep over the pain of Guatemalans have the reputation of an eater of boogers whose real father is Rand? The truth is they are lies, spread by people who wouldn’t know the difference between boogers and pizza-sausage; people who are no more related to Rand Miller than they are to Kevin Bacon.

These rumormongers have mangled the minds of our fellow Cyanophiles. As a result, and through no fault of their own, the barons and baronesses of the Mystblogger community have a take on Tomala that is tragically wrong. Thus her blog was banished.

They shall hear the truth, and the truth shall set this blog free.

Next: “The Whole Enchilada on the True Tomala

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Melon Seed
April 2, 2009 9:33 am

But it’s all TRUE!! I have PROOF!!

Melon Seed
April 2, 2009 4:20 pm

No. Yes I thought those lies were true, too. But now I know there is a truth beyond the “truth” — which is really true.

GuildMaster Grand Poobah Shogun Comrade Divine Saint Overlord Tomala
Melon Seed
April 2, 2009 9:29 pm

For he has seen the truthiness!