I went out for a walk earlier today (wanted ingredients for some salsa) and I heard one of the neighbors across the street say this to someone: “I’ll have you know that I still own those shorts and…” then my brain shut off immediately to protect itself from a tumor. What the fuck kind of a statement is that to make?
Maybe this can be a game in it’s own right. What would you finish that statement with?
… and therefore I still own this booty!
… and so I am at war with the pants!
… and I haven’t washed them in 3 years!
… and so you’re not allowed inside them!
… and I forgot what I was getting at here..
I could go on, but I’m tired.
… and therefore I still own this booty!
… and so I am at war with the pants!
… and I haven’t washed them in 3 years!
… and so you’re not allowed inside them!
… and I forgot what I was getting at here..
I could go on, but I’m tired.