Especially when they don’t listen to my correct answers and then continue to blabber on and on about more incorrect data!
This is why booze was created, one’s personal vacation from the headaches that await! Drink up meh hearties!!!
Asshat Hunting
>How to handle a “hacker”
Saturday, November 06, 2010
1:31 AM – Clara: Hi my name’s clara i need real man for join my group www.steampowered.c0m.co and … <3<3<3
1:32 AM – Tomala: Sorry. I don’t have a penis.
1:33 AM – Clara: Okay but join my group
1:33 AM – Tomala: Wow you fail… You don’t even have the proper page source for the website.
1:34 AM – Tomala: How about while I’m at it I give you my name, password and underwear size?
1:34 AM – Clara: yes
1:35 AM – Tomala: Ok, name is Youreavirgin. Password is getajob
1:35 AM – Clara: ahahah
1:35 AM – Tomala: Now please excuse me while I report you…And then they went offline.
http://mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22239&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=
KT wrote:Please please please move all personal conversations (especially over chat) to someplace more private than the city.
PMing is fine, just please don’t have extended chat sessions in what is, essentially, the main place for people to meet new explorers.
Congratulations. I didn’t know there was a job opening for fellow explorers to decide what conversations are allowed in the city. If I would have known I would have applied. Then we’d talk about nothing but My Little Pony.
>Fun with strangers.
The following is a chatlog from a steam chatroom. I get this question all the time. This is how I deal with it.
6:20 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: whatver hey i got a question you are a guy right or girl
6:20 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Yes
6:20 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: yes what
6:21 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Yes. I am
6:21 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: 😛
6:21 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: you are what
6:21 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I’m a Tomala
6:21 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: tomala wtf
6:21 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: i asked if you are a girl or guy
6:21 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: And I am
6:21 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: you are a girl
6:21 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Or am I…
6:22 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: omfg
6:22 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: its a simpls question
6:22 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: just say guy or girl
6:22 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Ye, yes it is
6:22 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: THEN you are a guy
6:23 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Dude, this is the internet 😛 If I told you I was a girl you’d think I was a guy
6:23 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: And if I told you I was a guy, you’d think I was a guy
6:23 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Because girls don’t play PC game. It’s the rules of the internet
6:24 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: ericroft is a girl you idoit and she plays L4D2
6:24 PM – M_I_N_D_F_R_E_A_K I AM OUT: …
6:25 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Suuuuure
6:25 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: everybody can play what they wish they want to play idoit
6:25 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/chicks_in_action And I suppose this group I’m in is a bunch of “girls”
6:26 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: if they say there girls they are or there just gay people
6:27 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Peronally I don’t care what they are. I just like playing for fun
6:28 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: kk whatever
6:29 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: but really are you a girl or guy cuase of the profile pic you have
6:29 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I like men… There I said it.
6:31 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: O_o hmm
6:31 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: i still dont get you
6:31 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: just say girl or guy god dammit
6:31 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: But that’s not nearly as fun 🙁
6:33 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: ok, I’ll gie you a hint. I’m dressing up as Nick for halloween.
6:33 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: guy???
6:34 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Either that or a girl who likes to yell asshat at any given chance…
6:34 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: omg gimma me a better hint
6:34 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: do you like shevas ass or like chrises abs
6:35 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Ok… I know how to create animations in 3DStudioMax, AND use SourceSDK for machinima purposes
6:35 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I also know how to run a linux dedicated server
6:35 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: fuck i said do you like shevas ass or chrises abs
6:35 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I’d answer if I knew who those people were
6:38 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: do you like ellis abs or zoeys ass
6:38 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Zoey doesn’t have an ass. Ellis doesn’t really have any abs showing…
6:40 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: omfg
6:40 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: just answer the question
6:42 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I did 😀
6:43 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: ohh you re a girl then okay
6:43 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Sure, if that makes you happy. Go ahead
6:44 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: omg
6:44 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: just answer it
6:44 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: oky here an easy one
6:44 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: 50/50 chance
6:44 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: do you like john cenas abs o
6:45 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Ok, another clue. My friends call me Tom.
«тмя» BAD entered chat.
6:46 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Hey BAD
6:47 PM – «тмя» BAD: Hey Tom!
6:47 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: hey Lemon, BAD knows what I am
6:51 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: SHUT UP AND ANSWER ME
6:51 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I would if it wasn’t already that easy to find out…
6:51 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: okay you are a guy damn
6:51 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: If you say so.
6:51 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: but why do you have a girls anime pic in you’re profile
6:51 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: FUCK
6:52 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: i am going to stlk you and find out okay
6:52 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I know guys that do that because they happen to think the chick is awesome, hot or awesomely hot
6:52 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I use guys on occasion too. You could say I go both ways…
6:53 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: -.- you are a guy or girl just answer i am to curios please tell me
6:54 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I don’t exactly hide who I am. Maybe if you looked around a little.
6:58 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: thamn tell me pwease
7:02 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Teh intertubz
7:03 PM – «тмя» BAD: And back!
7:03 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: welcome back bod
7:03 PM – «тмя» BAD: Lost my internets for a bit. :
7:03 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: bod and I like to go on drunken L4D games
7:04 PM – «тмя» BAD: Indeed. Tonight will be great!
7:04 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: I have supplies for rum n coke, and screwdrivers
7:04 PM – «тмя» BAD: Excellent!
★Sephiros★ entered chat.
7:04 PM – «тмя» BAD: I’m on my third glass of wine and I havebeer for later.
7:04 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: And dinner is almost ready. So soon we
7:04 PM – «тмя» BAD: Yes!
7:04 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: lolz tell me
7:04 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: And Lemon still has no idea.
7:05 PM – «тмя» BAD: Tell you waht Lamon?
7:06 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: no i am telling to tell me to slacker
^Sykes^[Fr-49] entered chat.
7:07 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: C’mon… It ain’t that hard lemon XD
7:07 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: guy?
7:07 PM – «тмя» BAD: Tell you what tho?
7:07 PM – «тмя» BAD: Oh that still?
7:07 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: guy?
7:07 PM – «тмя» BAD: Is she a guy?
7:08 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: idk
7:08 PM – «тмя» BAD: Or is he a girl?
7:08 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: idk
7:08 PM – «тмя» BAD: I know.
7:08 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: BAD still couldn’t figure it out when we met in person
7:08 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: we did?
7:08 PM – «тмя» BAD: Yeah Tom had to tell me.
7:08 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Here, I’ll post a picture of myself
7:08 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: kk
7:08 PM – «тмя» BAD: XD
7:09 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/Tomala/Photography/TomalaChrome.jpg?t=1284257455
7:09 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: you got to be shittng me
7:10 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: how the fuck can we know that
7:10 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: That is deffo my nose
7:11 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: i think its a guy what do you
7:12 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: fuck just tell me
7:12 PM – «тмя» BAD: OK she’s a guy.
7:12 PM – «тмя» BAD: There I said it!
7:13 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Do you have some kind of bet going? Because if you’re on the winning side I want in on it
7:13 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: kk
7:14 PM – xXLemon_TartXx: guy you are gay for having a girls pic in you’re profile
7:14 PM – [Șlȁȼĸəʀ]«тмя»Tomala: Which is why I told you I have a thing for dudes.
7:15 PM – «тмя» BAD: Yeah she is totally gay. I mean he….um….wait…..Some people like to shout their gender out for everyone to know, others try to make people think they’re something they’re not. Me? I won’t hide, but I’ll have fun in the meantime. This guy could have easily gone to my steam profile and found my YouTube and blog. That info alone could have told him.
>A Dejavu post.
I was reading this thread and decided to dust off an old chestnut of a rant I wrote last year and tweaked it slightly since it’s pretty much the same situation.
http://mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=19885&start=165
We the Uru purists should be in charge of this new Uru. But we face a problem.
It’s clear that when we’re this outnumbered by non canon people who want to make nonsense, run around in colored skin or as upside down flying bahro, we have to rule the non canon through intimidation. That’s why the single most important thing we can do as cavern purists is dominate and decide all fan ages and do all the thinking for the fans. For we know what’s good for everyone. Need MORE proof?
“Let us join together and to rule over content upon sea and sky from hard disk to hard disk”- Joe The Greeter 4002.
I’d say that about covers it. Because if we don’t dominate the non canon people, you’d better believe they will be dominating us!!! Imagine if you will, someone making a YouTube video from this idea.
“As the shards churn” – By Overlord Tomala.
One liner: What if the haxxors won and we surrendered to our “fellow” community members?
Tag line: “It’s just like MOUL! Only at our fingertips!!!”
Where: Any fan run server you want to go to
When: The near future! All hail the shard owners once again! All having the ability to do as they did in MOUL, only now them and their team of haxx0rs have source code at their fingertips. Their first project is to engineer purple laser guided loaves of French bread to defend themselves from the flying lima bean infestation.
Our heroine (the overlord, who in this story, plays an ordinary equal), has linked to Eder Kemo on one of the fan run servers, only to find that someone turned the brain trees into singing jellyfish, the puffer plants into giant turkey basters, and the pond water into lime jello. Fearing for her life she links to Ae’Gura, only to find King Kong and a T Rex knocked the Arch over in a verbal fight to see who is more right than the other.
Some shards are giving lessons in D’ni, but only one shard is giving lessons in Sheepish.
When all hope seems to be lost, Tomala teams up with the last surviving leaders from the last reign of power. And they create the meter room shard.
The end.
>I see my entertainment is back.
Couldn’t help but notice that Rear Admiral Neile Adams brought his blog back up. Interesting considering he said the following in one of his previous PM’s. Here’s the snip it:
BTW how many lurking aliases have you had dear? Mine was no secret I was about to try something with Uru and said the hell with it, it bores me.
And here’s further proof that certain people STILL can’t work that ol revolving door.
http://poznet.blogspot.com/
So here you are saying that you basically got bored with Uru. And then here you are starting your blog up again for what… the 3rd time now? Wow… You really can’t keep anything straight can you…