Clown Shoes

I like how even when we keep a low profile this stuff comes up.

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http://hitana20.livejournal.com/48106.html

Hitana wrote: As the relationship proceeds new turns come up. I begin to realise that it isn’t an easy thing. I begin to realise the mistakes in him and I am confronted with the mistakes in myself once again. There were times when I beat myself up again and at one point it seemed as if I had lost any person I would have called a friend because I was such a pain. Then I asked around and heard that no one but me and those fucked up slacker people thought I was really ill.

Hitana wrote:Side note to the slackers: I changed my LJ settings, so you shouldn’t even try getting in here. I don’t care about your views. You’re just fucked up asses who merciless bash on poor souls!

I refuse to speak to emo drama queens. That is all.

>Of fishtanks and churches.

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Yesterday a thread was started over at the MOUL forum by DreamingGirl:

http://mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22447

To which Verylooney locked and gave a link to a discussion already in progress, about a fishtank… What does a fishtank have to do with Cyan’s church?

Nice to see verylooney is still an excellent moderator. Totally worth keeping on staff.

>Open Thread

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I finally get a day off that’s sunny! It’s very rare, so I cherish those moments because it cold be a long time before I ever see the sun again. I went for a walk into town today to get extra things for my first aid kit that I’m designing for halloween. I also decided to drink some pureh today. Very good tea with a malty flavor. I tried Jasmine and Emperors Pureh. I also made some Shanghai not fried rice. You cook the other ingredients and add them to warm jasmine rice.

I played some Left 4 Deads tonight on my L4D1 server and Adam’s L4D2 server. We had fun fucking with people on the TAAAANK mutation. I wish I was setup to record… But what we did was great, spawning witches int he saferoom before the other team could get there, randomly killing people, letting the other team win while we crapped pain pills out our tank asses and more.

>From the thread on the last entry.

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Doc wrote:

So… Cyan is a secretive cabal of the empowered, seeking nothing but more power, lying to the people and doing things that cause obviously detrimental effects mostly as a hypothetical “what if” scenario?

I could have sworn that was some of the fan base..

Doc wrote:

There was no hole in the fanbase. There was no backlash of any significance. Most people thought it was an awesome thing, and for many of us it’s one of the reasons we loved Uru so much.

Shorter Doc: Everyone should see Uru my way or the highway! 😉

>A Dejavu post.

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I was reading this thread and decided to dust off an old chestnut of a rant I wrote last year and tweaked it slightly since it’s pretty much the same situation.

http://mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=19885&start=165

We the Uru purists should be in charge of this new Uru. But we face a problem.

It’s clear that when we’re this outnumbered by non canon people who want to make nonsense, run around in colored skin or as upside down flying bahro, we have to rule the non canon through intimidation. That’s why the single most important thing we can do as cavern purists is dominate and decide all fan ages and do all the thinking for the fans. For we know what’s good for everyone. Need MORE proof?

“Let us join together and to rule over content upon sea and sky from hard disk to hard disk”- Joe The Greeter 4002.

I’d say that about covers it. Because if we don’t dominate the non canon people, you’d better believe they will be dominating us!!! Imagine if you will, someone making a YouTube video from this idea.

“As the shards churn” – By Overlord Tomala.

One liner: What if the haxxors won and we surrendered to our “fellow” community members?

Tag line: “It’s just like MOUL! Only at our fingertips!!!”

Where: Any fan run server you want to go to

When: The near future! All hail the shard owners once again! All having the ability to do as they did in MOUL, only now them and their team of haxx0rs have source code at their fingertips. Their first project is to engineer purple laser guided loaves of French bread to defend themselves from the flying lima bean infestation.

Our heroine (the overlord, who in this story, plays an ordinary equal), has linked to Eder Kemo on one of the fan run servers, only to find that someone turned the brain trees into singing jellyfish, the puffer plants into giant turkey basters, and the pond water into lime jello. Fearing for her life she links to Ae’Gura, only to find King Kong and a T Rex knocked the Arch over in a verbal fight to see who is more right than the other.

Some shards are giving lessons in D’ni, but only one shard is giving lessons in Sheepish.

When all hope seems to be lost, Tomala teams up with the last surviving leaders from the last reign of power. And they create the meter room shard.

The end.

>You know people are bored when…

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People revive dead threads.

In case it gets deleted here are some fun comments.

CrisGer:

I would not respond to an attitude such as that inthe first post either

Any rational and good intentioned person would understand that Cyan is doing all that they can and always has.

I am glad i have not wasted any time reading most of this thread, from what I see, it is a continuation of the sort of posts that have saddened many of us, and make me glad we dont have to pay any attention to this negative and angry attitude.

Tomala:

That dead horse tender enough yet?

Semplerfi:

A good pezzetti di cavallois and a fine Chianti is quite succulent.

kaelisebonrai:

Wow, CrisGer, what exactly was the point of bringing this topic back from the dead? it was last posted in just under a month ago… Oh, that’s right, I forgot, you wanted to troll. Call it what you want, but, where I come from, that’s blatent trolling.

 You’d think as often as CrisGer dry humps the MOUL forum that he wouldn’t have waited a month to post in that thread.

Update

Looks like that thread finally got edited.

>New type of bot methinks

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This was awaiting approval in my inbox today.

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? Hm? You think you’re cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people out of your house I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You’re gonna be one of those.I don’t have the courage to kick your ass directly.
Don’t have enough courage for that,
I could, you know. You know you’re gonna have another accident?You know I’m involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you’re so cool, hm? Asshole.And if I ever see your fucking face around, In Europe or Italy,Well I’ll — That time I’m gonna kick your ass.Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise.No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard. Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo!

So now people are creating bots that hate Americans? That’s actually kinda funny. But just in case it’s another guy who locks himself in his parents basement, I’ll add these for good measure.

I don’t have the courage to kick your ass directly.
Don’t have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.

Shorter Chicken Shit: I’m a big toughy becuz I say tuff thingz on teh internetz.

You know I’m involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard.

There was another guy that said he was involved with potions and poisons. But it turns out he was some 300 290 pound virgin who likes to draw penises in his spare time.

I want your balls smashed

That would be really difficult…

>A fix.

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Came home today to some nice reading material.

http://whilyam.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/philanthropic-urges/
In reading what Alah said over there I couldn’t help but think he could have worded the end better. Like so:

Alah wrote:
Hoikas equating their incredible and personally overwhelming financial problems with a bored teen needy Myst dork looking for money to buy a new luxury laptop external hard drive is sick and wrong

Improved for truthiness.